End Of The World

One day God was looking over creation and He decided that He wasn't really happy with the way things turned out. So He called the 3 most powerful men on earth, Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates, to come and see Him. He told them that this experiment with life on earth was a failure, and that in 3 days He was going to end it. So basically they had 3 days to prepare their people.

So Boris Yeltsin convenes an emergency meeting of the Russian Parliament and says: "I have bad news, and really bad news. First of all, there is a God. Secondly everything we have worked for since the revolution will be totally destroyed in 3 days."

Bill Clinton makes a State of the Union address to the American people on TV and says: "I have good news and bad news. First of all, there is a God. Secondly, everything we have worked for since the revolution will be destroyed in 3 days."

Bill Gates convenes a meeting of the board of directors and says: "I have good news, and really good news. First of all, there is a God, and He spoke to me personally. Secondly, in 3 days, IBM will be destroyed."

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