Microsoft is planning the party to celebrate the eminent launch of Windows 96 and here are the top 10 Party Rumors.
10. The party has been postponed 'til next year (1997, but Gates will make a speech tellin us how good it's going to be).
9. All the doors in the bar will look like push doors, but you have to pull them.
8. You have to order drinks from the "Drink's Wizard" Who asks you 17 questions and then always gives you warm root beer.
7. No one will be able to work out how to order food, because the menus will be so non-standard.
6. You can't hear the music at the party unless you bring a Sound Blaster card.
5. The room will be crammed with so manu bars, there's no room for people.
4. The first 640 people sit downstairs, but everyone else has to perch on the roof.
3. The waitresses will be twice as big as they were last year, but only half as fast.
2. There'll have to be another party on Tuesday to correct the problems people had at the first one.
1. The barman will called Bob, and he won't let anybody drink alcohol without their parents permission.
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